This was the game I made up for Dawn's bachelorette party: How many balls can you fit into your mouth? Believe it or not, I only had nine at this point. And I apparently have narcolepsy.
Now, prepare yourselves. This is, by far, the worst picture ever taken of me. I look like "Mask". I debated even putting this up, but why stop now, right? UGH. Shudder.
I hope to all that is good and holy that that heinous stomach roll is just shirt, but I fear it's the Phantom of the Opera trying to burst through into the light.
DARE anyone argue that I am the queen of unphotogenic?
alright, so we've ALL taken bad pictures here and there, right? this one isn't so bad! at least, not of your face and your so-called Phantom of the Opera stomach...
ReplyDeletebut wtf are you doing with your left hand? that's the disturbing part to me. ;)
what ARE you doing with your left hand??I never figured you to do that in public anyways...
ReplyDeleteBUT on the plus side, there were PLENTY of GREAT pictures of you from chicago. So feel vindicated.
First off, MoFM's comment made me choke.
ReplyDeleteSecond, I *only* had nine at this point? Exactly how many balls can you fit in your mouth?
*Somewhere out there, Frank & Cary's heads just exploded*
I'm astounded that someone still has an "Endless Summer" poster on their wall.
ReplyDeleteHaha, everyone. I was holding on to the damned don't-fall-off rope. Trust me, if not for too many Mai Tais, I would not have done this at all. I was convinced by the logic "I already paid for you" and somehow to combination of the alcohol and the up-til-now dormant Polish penny-pinching had me hopping up there. There inner-thigh bruises are just now fading away.
ReplyDeleteAnd by the way, Samsmama? The bride fit TWENTY-THREE of those balls into her mouth.
ReplyDelete23??? Groom must be really, ok, I won't go there.
ReplyDeleteOh Gawd, I am so unphotogenic too! I've watched myself on a webcam and it was nothing short of horrifying. Good thing I'm married and don't have to worry about online dating and scaring men away with my angry eyebrows and pointy nose!
ReplyDeleteOk first I laughed the most Special Olympics laugh ever known to come from me at the Mask comment. Then I read MofM's comment and died.
ReplyDeleteOh and for the record I was way to distracted by the Mask face to notice the X rated action going on
ReplyDeleteI can honestly say that I never thought I'd see the day where I'd see a narcoleptic person with a mouthfull of balls, holding an enormous container full of balls, whilst sleepling.
ReplyDeleteMost impressive
Stella - angry eyebrows, LOL! I'm picturing Uncle Leo from Seinfeld with drawn-in angry eyebrows.
ReplyDeleteAudra - I actually didn't notice my hand and the suggestive position, either, until MOFM and her filthy mind pointed it out. Because I was too busy thinking about how much plastic surgery I'd need to fix what's going on there.
Mr. Poopie - I have talents no one ever dreamed possible. David Hasselhoff would love me.
well, I can't even comment b/c everyone else's comments are cracking me the hell up!
ReplyDeletebut as always, lovely photos :)
Haha...yup, 23! And it was the previous 8 shots of Jager that helped with that, gracious forbid the cuts on the inside of my mouth the next couple of days...I even had problems eating the french toast you guys got me later that night. Next time you come into town, we'll have to tackle the bull over at Hogs and Honey's off Weed street downtown (not too far where we used to hang out at Crobar and Joe's).
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