Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Nature Boy

Two of the neighborhood teenyboppers came up to me the other day and said, "Uuuuummm, Wyatt's mom? We just think that you should know that, like, Wyatt has peed in our yard twice in the past two days."

That's my boy, the world is your toilet.


  1. I love how you are "Wyatt's mom". Sam calls my friend "Baby's mama". And, to my knowledge, he has yet to pee outside. But he's all over peeing in the shower.

  2. Nobody likes a tattletale.

    You should've said, "Oh yeah? How about this?" then squatted and dropped a deuce right at their feet... then said, "Suck on that, yo" and walked away.

    That's what I would've done.

  3. "Dropped a deuce". I love Cary.

  4. Ryder is forever peeing outside, which I don't mind one bit...because it's not on my floor. Austin liked to pee outside too (when he was younger) Maybe it's just a boy thing.

    LMAO @ Cary

  5. Tell them he was just watering their plants. What is it with boys and marking their territory?

  6. When my parents were potty-training Bug they couldn't get him to go in a toilet to save his life, so they potty trained him on the bushes outside. Come to think of it, they're still working on that toilet idea. LOL at Cary's suggestion. I think next time, definitely.

  7. Samsmama- doesn't everyone pee in the shower? Oh, wait, I mean...

    Cary - That's something I'd say because I ovuse "yo", but I eschew pooping in public.

    Harmony - He did it in front of his little red-headed girlfriend, who I think had never seen a "wee-wee" before.

    Audra - Good idea! I can rent him out as a plant waterer!

    Cheasty - That's funny. Good idea, though, because obviously peeing outside is a big-time novelty for these males.


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